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SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« on: August 28, 2024, 11:33:04 PM »




https://tenor.com/search/waynes-world-schwing-gifs


Made glorious by Wayne's World, it was done in the movie to show a boner coming on (ie: near the total babe Cassandra). Can also just be an exclamaition of happiness. It's important to do the pelvic thrust with it though...Basically, the sweetest word ever with the greatest action.
*Attractive person walks in* "Sha-wing!"

It's the noise of thrusting your hard penis at a pretty girl.

The art of thrusting one's pelvis towards a hot chick and saying, "Schwing!" as if one had a hard wanker.

Waynes World Sha-wing
"Here's $20" "sha-wing"

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sha-wing


Schwing!




CHWING ALONG WITH WAYNE'S WORLD




Wayne's World 2 - Schwing
Wayne's World Shwing Shwing




sword schwing

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Re: SCHWING!
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2024, 11:35:38 PM »
Family Guy - Schwing!




Family Guy - Whoa! Schwing!




Swords, scabbards and the "schwing" sound.




Do medieval swords go schwinggggg?




Unsheathing the sword—To Schwing or not to Schwing?




SWORDS go SCHWING like in MOVIES? THE TRUTH & response to ‪@lindybeige‬




Sword Sound Effects All Sounds





https://www.youtube.com/@SchwingTV
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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2024, 11:39:53 PM »
Schwing! - Creepy Hisoka - Hunter x Hunter




Now that is a big boner! [Shadows of the Damned]




SHA-WING BATTER!
Ferris Bueller - Swing Batter






Wayne's World: Aerosmith - SNL




Wayne's World - SNL 40th Anniversary Special

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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2024, 05:20:41 AM »

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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2024, 08:59:11 PM »
what Is Your Most Embarrassing Random Boner Story? (r/AskReddit)




What Was Your Most Awkward Boner?




People REVEAL The WORST TIMES They Got A BONER! - r/AskReddit




South Park Jimmy's Erection (Pitching a tent)




How The Boner Grows




Boxers and Boners: A Puberty Guide




How to Hide an Erection

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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2024, 09:09:06 PM »
Road Trip - Honey your boner




Oh honey, be careful with your boner / Hilarious Grandpa with Viagra in his system 😂 | Road Trip




Kid Gets Boner After Solving The Rubik's Cube




Boner




CLERKS - (1994) - Who was that in our bathroom (DEAD GUY WITH A BONER)




LOL DIE HARD

DIE HARD: THESE DEAD CORSPES HAVE A HARD BONER!!!! | WTF FACTS




Clerks - Embarassing Deaths / sucking your own dick



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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2024, 09:17:17 PM »
That 70s Show Eric's Boner Scene




Boner Drama




Weeds - You Got A Boner




A high school teacher mistakenly takes Viagra before class. | Short Film "More Than Four Hours"




"I could give you an erection from across the room."




Edward Norton On Pitching A Tent In "Birdman" | CONAN on TBS




How To Pitch A Tent: An Educational Film For Today's Growing Young Man




This Guy Just cant say PITCH HIS TENTS

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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2024, 09:22:35 PM »
The First Boner




Star Wars: The Last Boner




HDI's boner juice




How Does Spiderman Hide His Boner?


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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2024, 12:04:27 AM »
Swiss Army Man | Official Trailer HD | A24




Three Words Sum Up Daniel Radcliffe's New Movie: Farting, Erection, Corpse




Swiss Army Man's NSFW Trailer Stars Daniel Radcliffe's Undead Boner




Swiss Army Man (2016) - Boner Compass Clip




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Hilarious Ed Tv Penis Pump scene




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"Think about things that get you soft" | Baywatch | CLIP




8 Simple Rules / funny spontaneous erection scene




The Erection of Jim Carrey

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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2024, 12:12:47 AM »
I've got a boner




speed got a boner during livestream😳😂




Beavis & Butt-Head got a stiffy
beavis and butt head - stiffie
Beavis gets a Stiffy








BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD: Ah, HELP! HE'S GOT A BONER!




"Tight Pants" with Matthew McConaughey | The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon




Will Ferrell and Jimmy Fallon Fight Over Tight Pants (Late Night with Jimmy Fallon)


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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2024, 01:44:09 AM »

Seabound- Exorcize
At 1:20 in, Jesus Christ died with a hard on


Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme 87 Interview (Jesus Christ Died with a hard on)




Catholic Priest Claims Jesus ‘Died With An Erection’ During Crucifixion

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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2024, 03:02:58 AM »
ZZ Top - Tube Snake Boogie (Official Music Video)




ZZ Top- Woke Up With Wood (Lyrics)




THE STIFFYS - I've Got a Stiffy


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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2024, 04:17:38 AM »
Robot Chicken - Morning Wood




The morning wood fairy - Beavis and Butt-Head



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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2024, 04:18:15 AM »
Morning Wood ASMR Before Work & School




Morning wood








App Tracks Morning Wood?




Morningwood - Sugarbaby DIRTY Naughty Puppet Version (High Quality)


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Re: SCHWING! (Sha-Wing!)
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2024, 04:52:32 AM »
Curb Your Enthusiasm - S01E01 - The Pants Tent




Larry's tent Curb your Enthusiasm S01e01




Everything Wrong With Curb Your Enthusiasm "The Pants Tent"




Curb Your Enthusiasm: "The Pants Tent" - Emmy Special Pilot Review | What Do You Wanna Watch?(Audio)