Every Dong Has Its Day
by Rank Dong
Every Dong Has Its Day
Mmm…
You guys jerked me around
But I’m standing tall
Go head keep jerkin me, guys!
Now I can’t hold back
You’re gonna watch me explode!
Every dong has its day
Every dong has its day
I’m gonna rub it in your face
I’m gonna slap it all over the place
This dong’s gonna ruin your day!
Late last night I saw some guys
Giving my girl a hard time
She screamed and moaned
As they tied her up tight
So I walked over to set this guys right
Oh!
Then all those guys got on top of me
You won’t like this dong when I’m angry
Keep jerk, jerk, jerkin’ me, guys!
Keep jerk, jerk, jerkin’ me, guys!
Keep jerk, jerk, jerkin’ me, guys!
Keep jerk, jerk, jerkin’ me, guys!
Every dong has its day
Every dong has its day
I’m gonna rub it in your face
I’m gonna slap it all over the place
This dong’s gonna ruin your day!
Every dong has its day
Every dong has its day
I’m gonna rub it in your face
I’m gonna slap it all over the place
This dong’s gonna ruin your day!
released October 4, 2024
Written by Glenn Robinson
Price Check Death Threat
by Mayor Breslin
Price Check Death Threat
I grabbed my fuckin’ groceries,
Got in the express line.
Yeah! I got more than eleven items,
Bitch, I ain’t got the time!
Some bird fuckin chirped,
“sir, you need to switch lanes!”
So I screamed here’s a coupon, slut!
Keep the fuckin’ change”!
I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat
I choked some guy in front of his family
He moving like a snail, oh yeah
I put a plastic bag over his fucking head
And told him to inhale
I pulled his pants down on the conveyer belt
Put his head behind his knees
Slapped a UPC for baby peas
On his exposed ass…ass and ween.
His wife watched completely mortified
As his children were scarred for life
As they watched their dad spread eagle
On the conveyer belt he glides
Like a baby getting they’re diaper changed
With a price tag on his balls and taint
Waiting to see if the barcode would read
Of course it didn’t so I screamed…
I guess it’s fucking free!
I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat
I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat
I’ll be breaking your neck
As you lose all respect
You should’ve listened to my
Price check death threat
Now I gotta take your wife and kids
To get some fucking ice cream and shit
Just to make them forget
What the fuck you just did
Bitch!
Glenn Robinson - lyrics, additional guitars
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released October 4, 2024
Beggin' Like a Bitch
by Mayor Breslin
Oh hell no
There’s no fuckin’ way!
Coming to my house,
Begging like a bitch,
Dressed up like a muppet,
I’m about to lose my shit!
There’s no tricks or treats
You’re like fuckin’ forty-three
Holding out your pillowcase
I’ll fuckin’ rip it out your hand,
Tie it over your empty head
And give you a fuckin’ lamp!
Coming to my house,
Begging like a bitch,
Dressed up like a muppet,
I’m about to lose my shit!
Yeah, I dressed up as a mirror,
Why? Is that alright?
I just wanted you to see
What an asshole you look like!
Coming to my house,
Begging like a bitch,
Dressed up like a muppet,
I’m about to lose my shit!
Oh! Ok, ok, how...
How dare you stand
In my fucking door
and say
“Well, actually I’m dressed as a Wooly Willy”
No! No, bitch!
What do I look like?
You are a muppet!
You know what? Fuck it!
I shoved Pop Rocks up your dick hole,
Threw Chiclets at your bitch,
Used wax lips to Charleston Chew her ass,
She’s shitting fuckin’ Whatchamacallits
Gimme my fuckin’ flute!
Coming to my house,
Begging like a bitch,
Dressed up like a muppet,
I’m about to lose my shit!
Coming to my house,
Begging like a bitch,
Dressed up like a muppet,
I’m about to lose my shit!
This bitch-ass muppet ruined everything
Everybody go home!
Go home!
I’m done!
I have had enough of this shit!
You are a muppet!
Lyrics: Glenn Robinson
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released October 4, 2024
Written by Glenn Robinson
On My Way to Blow the Guy Who Farted in My Sister’s Mouth
by Marcel Stovers
On My Way to Blow the Guy Who Farted in My Sister’s Mouth
You farted in the wrong mouth,
Your days are numbered, pal,
I'm gonna hop on my hog,
I'm gonna drain your sh-sh-schlong.
The first few times it was okay,
But now my sister's pissed,
And you gotta pay.
She can't even breathe,
Got lungs full of ass,
You've gone too far now,
And I'm really mad.
'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth,
Your days are numbered, pal,
I'm gonna hop on my hog,
I'm gonna drain your sh-sh-schlong.
I don’t forgive, I don’t forget,
Now I’m suckin' your boner
For my sister’s respect.
Grow up, buddy!
I hope you learned your lesson.
…Now I gotta ride…
'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth, buddy,
'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth, buddy,
'Cause you farted in the wrong mouth, buddy.
You farted in the wrong mouth,
Your days are numbered, pal,
I'm gonna hop on my hog,
I'm gonna drain your schlong.
The first few times it was okay,
But now my sister's pissed,
And you gotta pay.
She can't even breathe,
Got lungs full of ass.
Now I’m gargling your balls,
Just to show her respect.
You farted in the wrong mouth,
Your days are numbered, pal.
I’m gonna hop on my hog
And drain your schlong!
Now tell me…
what if that was your sister,
Gettin' her mouth all farted in?
Ha! Yeah, that’s what I thought.
released October 4, 2024
Written by Glenn Robinson
Additional guitars - Glenn Robinson
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