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General Category => My/Your/Our Secret Flirts - FREE/SAFE/SECURE => SEX JOKES and HUMOR threads => Topic started by: droidrage on September 22, 2024, 10:25:11 AM
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Purple Vein Dick Joke
Dick Jokes
Bill Hicks - Dick Jokes
Time to Evolve (More Dick Jokes Are Coming)
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Nasty & Mickey Avalon - My Dick [MUSIC VIDEO]
My Dick - My Dick's Double Full-Length Release (2012 Album)
My Dick - THE GREATEST ALBUM EVER MADE!
https://undergroundmusiccompanion.com/index.php/topic,87.msg7791.html#msg7791
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Darth Dick Cheney
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Tricky Dick "Richard" Nixon
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Dick Van Dyke: Forever young
Dick Van Dyke Show, The (Intro) S1 (1961)
Diagnosis: Murder" TV Intro
Here's the introduction to "Diagnosis: Murder," the 1993-2001 CBS-TV series starring Dick Van Dyke as "a renowned physician who occasionally worked for the local police department as a consultant, and who could not resist a good mystery or a friend in need." Van Dyke's son, Barry, appeared on the show as a police detective. Victoria Rowell and Scott Baio (later replaced by Charlie Schlatter) also co-starred.
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Sean Penn/Jeff Spicoli - You dick!
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Biggus Dickus - Monty Python, Life of Brian.
Monty Python - Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis song
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The World Might Not Be Ready For A Ranking Of 11 Famous Dicks, But I Made It Anyway
Though the Statue of David stands tall and erect, his package is what kids today would call a "short king." Nevertheless, his majestic d*ck is truly unmatched, because Michelangelo knew how to expertly handle a tool.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/alicelahoda/famous-dicks-ranked
From penises to Richards, many Dicks have popped up on BuzzFeed over the years. But I recently noticed a hole in BuzzFeed's Dick Content™ that's yet to be filled: we need an Official Dick Ranking!! That's where I come in.
by Alice Lahoda
BuzzFeed Staff
Phallus impudicus, or "nature's dick"
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Phallus impudicus is often known as the "common stinkhorn" mushroom, or (as I like to call it) nature's dick. Uncut, erect, and girthy, these phalluses mostly live in wooded areas. Just a head's up — nature's dicks sometimes pop up where they're not wanted. Typical.
Moby Dick
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Moby Dick is the famous white whale at the heart of Moby Dick by Herman Melville. To summarize the plot: Moby Dick hurt Captain Ahab. Instead of prioritizing his own healing journey, Ahab chose vengeance.
Eventually, Dick drove the captain mad, and Ahab perished in his pursuit of the Dick that got away. It's a cautionary tale for Dick lovers the world over: even the largest Dick on earth isn't worth dying for.
Moby Dick 1956 Trailer | Gregory Peck
Moby Dick (1956) Original Trailer [FHD]
Moby Dick (2010) Trailer
Dick Tracy
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Dick Tracy is a police detective from a comic strip. The thing I love about this comic is that I can just reach for Dick whenever I'm in the mood — sometimes a Dick in the hand is worth two in the bush!
I would've ranked Dick Tracy higher on this list if he was a P.I. instead of a police detective because there's nothing better than a private Dick.
Dick Tracy (1990) - Original Theatrical Trailer
DICK TRACY Trailer (1990) Warren Beatty | Madonna
The Statue of David's dick
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Though Michelangelo's Statue of David stands tall and erect, his package is what some kids might call a "short king." Nevertheless, David's sculpted dick is truly unmatched, because Michelangelo knew how to expertly handle a tool.
Florence, Italy: Michelangelo's David - Rick Steves’ Europe Travel Guide - Travel Bite
Michelangelo's David: Great Art Explained
Michelangelo’s David is More Impressive Than You Think
Weekend Update: Michelangelo's David Defends Art - SNL
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What's the origin of "rock out with your cock out"/"hang out with your wang out"?
https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/500oup/whats_the_origin_of_rock_out_with_your_cock/?captcha=1
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https://tenor.com/search/rock-out-with-your-cock-out-gifs
Red Hot Chili Peppers – Rock Out With Your Cock Out
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Rock Out With My Cock Out Las Vegas
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Tai & Le Shuuk - Unicorn [Extended] (..and then his dick fell off)
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Legends of Industrial: The Revolting Cocks (RevCo) 1985-1994
https://undergroundmusiccompanion.com/index.php/topic,790.msg2497.html#msg2497
5 Musicians Who Rock Out with Their Cock Out
https://www.mrman.com/5-musicians-who-rock-out-with-their-cock-out---7685
Rock Out With Your Cock Out | Punk Rock Wiki | Fandom
https://punk-rock.fandom.com/wiki/Rock_Out_With_Your_Cock_Out
Top rock out with your cock out artists
https://www.last.fm/tag/rock+out+with+your+cock+out/artists
FLEA
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Red Hot Chili Peppers - Me And My Friends - 7/25/1999 - Woodstock 99 East Stage (Official)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Give It Away - 7/25/1999 - Woodstock 99 East Stage (Official)
The Big Lebowski - Flea
Big Lebowski (1998) - These Men Are Cowards Scene | Movieclips
Nice Marmot" - Jeff Bridges The Big Lebowski
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Dick Rolled
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Robocop - Its Dick Jones!
I work for Dick Jones! - RoboCop (1987)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Robocop/comments/189tij5/robocop_is_a_perfect_movie_and_yes_that_includes/
Robocop is a perfect movie and yes that includes the hilarious stop-motion doll used for Dick Jones as he falls to his death in the climax.
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Philip K. Dick
Philip K. Dick was born in 1928, and began publishing novels and stories in the 1950s. Over the course of a remarkably productive career spanning three decades, he transcended the boundaries of science fiction with profound meditations on the dangers of centralized power and what it means to be human. Dick died in 1982, in poverty and with his work relatively unknown beyond dedicated science fiction readers. His influence and stature have grown considerably since; he was inducted into the Science Fiction Hall of Fame in 2005, while a number of his books have been published by the Library of America. Many of his works have been adapted for film and television, such as Blade Runner, Total Recall, Minority Report, A Scanner Darkly and The Man in the High Castle.
https://suntup.press/authors/philip-k-dick/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philip_K._Dick
Born Philip Kindred Dick
December 16, 1928
Chicago, Illinois, U.S.
Died March 2, 1982 (aged 53)
Santa Ana, California, U.S.
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Absolute Worst Friend To Have In Hollywood (ANDY DICK)
Andy Dick: Hollywood Star to Homeless Predator
The Rise and Fall of Andy Dick
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Donald Trump Warmly Discusses Arnold Palmer’s Penis Size: ‘They Said, Oh My God, That’s Unbelievable’ | Video
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/donald-trump-warmly-discusses-arnold-011643756.html
WATCH LIVE: Trump holds campaign rally in Latrobe, Pennsylvania
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VIRAL MOMENT: Trump Goes On Extended Riff About Arnold Palmer—Including Shower Stories—At PA Rally
Trump kicks off a Pennsylvania rally by talking about Arnold Palmer’s genitalia
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https://www.youtube.com/@WhatAboutDick
What About Dick? - Eric Idle
Eric Idle's What About Dick? [:30 Overview]
The Origins of What About Dick?
The Story of What About Dick?
Taste of Dick - Eric Idle's "What About Dick?"
What About Dick? - Russell Brand
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Curb Your Enthusiasm: The Dick Salesman
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Dog Bites Penis
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The Penis Game Waiting