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the POOP thread
« on: August 02, 2023, 07:47:56 PM »
The Poop Song




The poop song




Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@poopmanilestgentil


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"A Present From Deep Inside of You" (Original Music) - SOUTH PARK - Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo




Mr. Hankey Teaches His Son About the Cycle of Poo - SOUTH PARK




Shelley Marsh - "Turd Song" (Original Music) - SOUTH PARK

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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2023, 07:51:32 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2023, 07:54:43 PM »

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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2023, 07:57:54 PM »
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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #4 on: November 12, 2023, 06:28:11 AM »
Famously Huge Turds


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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #5 on: November 12, 2023, 06:35:14 AM »
City Slickers - I Crap Bigger Than You


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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #6 on: November 12, 2023, 06:40:07 AM »
Finding the Mummy’s Turd – Mike Judge’s Beavis and Butt-Head




Crank Yankers - Gladys Reports a Turd


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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #7 on: November 12, 2023, 06:41:22 AM »
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Caddyshack - Doody in the Pool!


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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2023, 10:02:54 PM »
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbeat/a-39-000-turd-fossilized-viking-poo-is-world-s-most-valuable-excrement/ar-AA1ioomQ
Have you heard the one about the Viking, the turd, and the museum?

It’s actually no joke: A 1,200-year-old bowel movement has become one of the most giggle-worthy exhibits at the Jorvik Viking Centre in York, England.

The world’s largest fossilized human excrement, known as the Lloyds Bank Coprolite, has offered historians new understanding of the dietary habits and health of a Viking from the 9th century AD.

The Lloyds Bank Coprolite, affectionately referred to as the “precious poop,” is believed to be the largest known fossilized human turd in recorded history.

Measuring a remarkable eight inches long and two inches wide, this ancient specimen was initially unearthed in 1972 by construction workers during the construction of a Lloyds branch in York, in northwest England.

The discovery site’s historical significance is amplified by its association with the Norse warriors who once ruled the region.

Andrew Jones, a scatologist, made the poop immediately famous with one of the greatest quotes of all time:

“This is the most exciting piece of excrement I’ve ever seen,” he told The Wall Street Journal when first appraising it in 1991. “In its own way, it’s as irreplaceable as the Crown Jewels.”

This fecal relic has been meticulously studied by paleoscatologists, who have discovered intriguing details about the life of its creator.

The Viking responsible for this prodigious deposit was likely a carnivore with a penchant for bread. He also had the unfortunate burden of intestinal parasites: Examination of the coprolite revealed the presence of Whipworm and Maw-worm eggs, suggesting a history of gastrointestinal discomfort.

In 2003, it endured a brief mishap when visitors at the Jorvik Viking Centre accidentally broke it into three pieces. It has since been repaired. The museum considers itself the artifact’s “final resting place” and even hosted a virtual workshop named “Poo Day!” in February, allowing enthusiasts to delve into the coprolite’s historical significance.


1000 Year Old VIKING POO - One of The Most Infamous Finds In York!? | Britain's Most Historic Towns
Viking Poo is One of the York's Biggest Archaeological Discoveries?
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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2024, 09:06:57 AM »
Cologuard - SNL




Colon Blow - SNL




The Love Toilet - SNL




Toilet Death Ejector - SNL




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Oops! I Crapped My Pants: Undergarments for the Elderly - Saturday Night Live

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« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2024, 08:45:13 AM »
Jurassic Park - That is one big pile of shit




That is one big pile of shit!




That is One Big Pile of Shit


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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2024, 08:47:32 AM »
Daydreamin' (About Taking a Huge Dump, Then Getting up To Piss on the Dump To Cut It in Half)



I​’​d Really Like To Get in Your Pants, Because I Just Shit in Mine
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It's Time To Take a Shit on the Company​’​s Dime
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Bernie Waites - "Gotta SHIT - It Won't Plop Out" - Obscure Vinyl




The Johnsons - She Left Some POOP On Me (1971) AI Music AI Generated Music Video Suno Ai




Rodney Munch - It's Time To Take a Sh*t on the Company​’​s Dime (FULL SONG)




"Pooping On Company Time" Obscure Vinyl




I SHIT My Pants At The Line Dance - Obscure Vinyl

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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #12 on: October 30, 2024, 04:40:35 AM »
Who is the mystery poop and tiki torch artist?

The Washington Post set out to find out who was behind two new eye-catching art installations in the city. We couldn’t quite do it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2024/10/29/poop-sculpture-artist-tiki-torch-mystery-identity/




A new statue on the National Mall, featuring a bronze poop atop a desk with a nameplate belonging to Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.), “honors” those who participated in the Jan. 6 riot. (Allison Robbert for The Washington Post)


The people who brought Washington mysterious art installations featuring a giant poop sculpture on a replica of Nancy Pelosi’s desk and a bronze-painted tiki torch in the past week have come forward to acknowledge their role.

Sort of.

A man called a Washington Post reporter Tuesday afternoon to say he and others were behind the installation of the desk on the National Mall that mocked the insurgents who stormed the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, and the placement of a tiki torch statue at Freedom Plaza that poked at followers of then-President Donald Trump who took part in the deadly Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville in 2017.

The caller had information that would have only been available to a person responsible for the two works, but he declined to give his name because he said he wanted to remain anonymous. And he said others were involved in the project but wouldn’t say how many. And he wouldn’t say where they were from, or if they were artists or activists. Or what message they hoped the statues conveyed.

He did acknowledge having oatmeal for breakfast.

It was a call cloaked in secrecy that was Watergate-reporting worthy — even if it was mostly prompted by poop.

What the friendly but cagey caller did divulge — from what he said was a burner phone — is that those responsible for the works wanted the focus to be on the art installations rather than themselves.




The tiki torch statue called “The Donald J. Trump Enduring Flame” on display in D.C. (Valerie Plesch for The Washington Post)

“We are hoping they spark conversation about what we view are certain political issues that are relevant to voters and how they make their decision voting,” he said.

The Post agreed not to name him because of the critical importance of the role of defecation in political art.

Who they are, the caller said, was not important.

“When you see a real monument in Washington, D.C., you’re not thinking about ‘Who built this sculpture of MLK? Who built this sculpture of Lincoln?’ You’re thinking about the monument and what it says,” he said.

The Post, following its mandate to pursue the truth, launched a full-on discovery effort. The National Park Service, which issued the permit for placement of the two statues, said it didn’t know who installed the art. In a statement last week, the Park Service said it “does not consider the content of the message to be presented” when issuing permits.

The Park Service granted the permit request for both the desk and the tiki torch to Civic Crafted. Julia Jimenez-Pyzik, the person who requested the permit, did not reply to text or phone messages seeking comment. But sleuthing by The Post’s research team found an email address for Jimenez-Pyzik, and a Post reporter (that’s me, if you’re wondering) wrote to ask for more information.

Thirty minutes later, the mystery artist called The Post. Though there were many things he said he didn’t want to discuss, he wanted it known that Jimenez-Pyzik was not involved in the project other than as a contact for the permit application.

Learning more from him though proved difficult. Work on the projects took “more than a month, but less than three months,” he said, cryptically. And what is Civic Crafted? “Nothing,” he replied.

He was more expansive talking about the pleasure of reading about the reactions people have had to the installations.

“I think part of the beauty of releasing these into the wild anonymously is to allow people to interpret these how they see the world and how they want to see the world,” he said.

Not everyone, it seems, interprets them positively.

The mystery man called back late Tuesday afternoon to say he just learned the tiki torch had been snapped in two. “We’ll fix it,” he texted. “Unclear who or why.”

He didn’t seem particularly concerned.

Placing additional works is not out of the question, he told The Post. “Do you want us to call you if we do?”

Absolutely.

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Re: the POOP thread
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2024, 03:15:19 AM »
SeaWorld orca splashes poop-filled water at horrified audience: ‘That was personal’




Orca whale poops, splashes freshly soiled water on Sea World audience


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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2024, 01:52:33 AM »

House of Pain - Jump Around- Dog (Poop) version